Turns out Goblin Guide was the most in-demand goblin card, according to Black Lotus Project. Not bad, not bad at all.

(Not that it's any hard to figure out.)


Hi, I'm home.

If it wasn't for one little thing, I would easily declare Zendikar to be the Best. Set. Ever.

What one thing, you ask?

This [BITCH].

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

--I can't deal with HER and ME in the same set, for the love of...

I am being sarcastic. Of course she's awesome.

The Goblin Show.

It'll have nothing but goblin-related topics. All day, all time. Such as:

GMVC - Goblin Music Video Channel

G-Span

GNN - The Goblin News Network

The Kiki-Jiki Report

MoggToons

GTV - Goblin TV, a local channel

GSports

GTravel

National Goblingraphic

GFood - The Goblin Food Network channel

GShopping - Goblin Shopping network

And so on...

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Just a note for reference.

Link to the complete rules set.

On the technical side, it's Singleton 100 for n00bs.

On the other hand, actual playtesting in multiplayer turns a game into Jyhad/V:TES on acid.

Really, really bad acid.

Freebased.

Two years.

Two effin' years since I've been tooling around.

And now Magic 2010 has arrived.  How time flies.

...I am very displeased at the lack of me in this core set.  I understand they only have slots for 41 individual spells to represent their respective color, but they couldn't even spare one for me? 

Instead of giving me my official planeswalker debut we get Chandra Nalaar.   Again.  Lame.

Really now... What the pits is Lord Maro and Master Phelddagrif thinking?  I would have been the superior choice, Wort it all.

(She's not even that cute.)
[On the upside, the set has crossed over back into awesome.]